Hilarious quotes I come across!!

[RenaKerensky]

I come across alot of quotes but THESE are the golden eggs of them all!!


( Megaking52: -kisses eti- )

Mikay landed it all the way, so kaede's safe. . . For now <.< >.>
Miyoka Adams Sticks the other in there.

Future Mikay comes over and rapes.. kthxbai.
Miyoka Adams: "!!!!"

( Punchout414:Shabongi: aYour dick? )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: In his mouth )


Tomo Mitsutaka: "I can't out blow up her!"

( MiddyMassacre: Complicated and dirty is the way that you're making me feel today. )( MiddyMassacre: IT'S EASY TO HOLD ONTO. ) )


( RenaKerensky:Mstr* Love Can you guys retoast foar me? It got soggy )
( G1Daleth:WalkingTheDinosaur: That's impressive. )

Nyx: "I have two, and it's likely because I never had to use it. I hide them pretty well."


Kyouro Kagame would chew Alex's head off if he came asking for his help.
Trickmaster: "SANDWICH! ((Omit))

( Crox22: so im walkin to the comp )( Crox22: gettin ready to sit down )( Crox22: and what happens )| MyNameSucks has Logged On |

( G1Daleth:RestingTheDinosaur: attempteing to shoot him with a suck and blow at him as well )
( Meme1995:FakeBritishAccent: Man, that Oogie's real good at sucking and blowing. )

RenaKerensky's straw is 12 inches long! ( RenaKerensky:Mstr*Love: NO WONDER MY EGO'S SO BIG! )

[RenaKerensky]

( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Keep your mouth open Eti....juuuuust like that )

( Megaking52: Time to use to fuck around with Ramo )
( G1Daleth:MotherLover: IN HER END-O )

Alexander Tackles and blackscreens AntiAlex (Omit)
( Megaking52: STOP MASTURBATING )
AntiAlex AW HELL YAH! (Omit)

G1Daleth has keybanned G1Daleth

Revya: "...You're getting on my nerves.."
Baldren Spades: "Well, its either that or your pants! Fahahahahahaha!~"
)

( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Hey Daleth )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Question )
( G1Daleth:MotherLover: Answer. )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Penis )
( G1Daleth:MotherLover: Yes. )

( RenaKerensky: So howbout that time when you keybanned yourself, Sexeh? )
( RenaKerensky: )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: I never keybanned myself )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: That was Daleth silly )
( G1Daleth:MotherLover: T__T )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: And we all know he ain't sexeh )
( RenaKerensky: He ish mah sexehkiz )
( G1Daleth:MotherLover: *glomps Rena* )
( RenaKerensky: *is glomped* )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Did he pay you to say that? )
( RenaKerensky: No )
( RenaKerensky: . . . )
( MyNameSucks:Tater Nuts: Lol )
( RenaKerensky: Okay he payed me $5 )

[RenaKerensky]

Millania smiles, and rubbed his leg a bit.
Rexivier's Left Brain did ^

( Thelavaking:Worries for Crox: Jinsei is on Sora's ass. )

( Zephyrse:derp: HEY! )
( Zephyrse:derp: oblivion is awesome :3 )
( Zephyrse:derp: I HAVE SPOKEN! )
( Meme1995:FakeBritishAccent: ... )
( Meme1995:FakeBritishAccent: PENIS )
( Zephyrse:derp: you like that. )

Anti Alex got caught in the storm of light as well as every other creature on the planet, his shadows ripping off like a girl's coverup on a windy day in the summertime.

Chika Kuranome is alot cuter than Sora...Mad?
The Todd points at his crotch. "that."

J.D.: "Can you smoosh me in a hug of love?" (Omit)
Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!" (Omit)

Inspector Cabanela: "OSHI-"
| RenaKerensky has Logged On |


( RandomCloud:THNUDERCATS HOOO!: *runs away, but fails because he ran into a wall* )
( Aggrippa23: Hold him down Rena!! )
( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass *HOLDS IT!* )

[RenaKerensky]

RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass Shoot him and I shoot you )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: >_> )
( Aggrippa23: Don' shoot meh TT__TT )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: Yo udo it Rikoh )
( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass *cocks a gun* )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: you* )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: <_< kinky )

( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass I pick the GOOD ONES! )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: So you know when to pick the good dicks? )

( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass ............. )
( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass Mad? )
( Teh Great Thundorz:The Lockheart: I want a good joke saved ;_; )
( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass ..... )
( RenaKerensky:The Wise Ass Mad? )

( G1Daleth:Agent D Dante Skyler Walked out of the bro with his bro )
( Teh Great Thundorz:No homo.: Unfortunately, he left his virginity behind. )

[RenaKerensky]

( G1Daleth:Agent D Number V:Felix : "Stay the fuck away from my woman, or some nuts are comming off.. And they aren't gonna be mine" (Omit)
( G1Daleth:Agent D It kinda is.... you make the impossible, possible. ) )

The Wayward Wind was where the fuck ever keyblades go when they aren't summoned, drinking Dr. Pepper and reading playkey! >: D Oh that hot lock on key action!

| Common Sense has left the server |

| Painful Stupidity has taken over |
//Teh Great Thundorz has taken notice of the change.
( RenaKerensky:Forever loves G1Daleth Ah shit, when did Alex get here? )

Kaminari Kuigi:"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S A DRAGON, JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUUUCK?!?! OH MY FUCKING GAWD, IT'S A DRAGON, JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK?!?!?!?! (Omit may vary)"

[RenaKerensky]

| Cris1999 has Logged On |
( Cris1999: What is this game about )
( G1Daleth:GetsTheKHGirls: Porn. )
( Teh Great Thundorz:MusicalObjection: Sex )
( G1Daleth:GetsTheKHGirls: and LOTS of it. )
( Teh Great Thundorz:MusicalObjection: Oh yeah baby )
( G1Daleth:GetsTheKHGirls: *nod nod* )
( RenaKerensky:Forever loves G1Daleth Text, no maps )
( G1Daleth:GetsTheKHGirls: Of the body. )
( G1Daleth:GetsTheKHGirls: Which we sex up. )
( Cris1999: Fuck you )
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[RikohZX]

'Mana': "Bitches and whores." (Omit)
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Akito Shiroyuki:"LANGUAGE, MANA >" (Omit)
'Mana': "I'm thirty-three, I don't have to care about language." (Omit)
Akito Shiroyuki:"There're children here, though..." (Omit)
Aki Shiroyuki : "Bitches and whores..." (Omit)
Akito Shiroyuki:"AKI! D:<" (Omit)
'Mana' raises his right hand into the air. "F-CK THE CHILDREN!" (Omit)
Aki Shiroyuki : "Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Pedobear..." (Omit)
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[RenaKerensky]

( Tman1Q:Dude's best friend: I warn you, when you do these things to me, it only makes me want to do it to you even better )
( Teh Great Thundorz:FightThePowah: Until then, suck it )
( Tman1Q:Dude's best friend: :O )
( Teh Great Thundorz:FightThePowah: He has his mouth open in preparation )

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